How To Be Safe (Not)

How to be safe (not)

L.g use precise verbs

S.o.s haven’t used  get grab or put

-humor

Are you sick of not being hurt .Well that’s your fault!!! for being sensible, this is how to not be sensible you egg heads.

You need:

ripped up wings

A helmet

Ovarule s

Car shed

Fireproof underwear

Electric buzzers

Balaclava

Nails

Fireproof thermal

Step 1

Now don’t put your fireproof things on.

Step 2

Rip up your wings and glue nails on the seat sharp side facing upwards,so when you sit down it you'll stab yourself in the butt.

Step 3

Crack your helmet open and make sure you don’t chuck it on.

Step 4

Ram yourself into the car shed door.now chuck electric buzzers on the steering wheel so whenever you touch it you’ll get a shock.

Step 5

Before you fly call an ambulance before you die so you’ll have someone to take you away.

Step 6
Turn the machine on and if you have time say your last words.

Are you still alive good you believed me you scrambled egg head.