Jeff the Cat sat on his fat owner

And was eating a rat

Along came pat the bat

Pat the bat hit jeff in the head

With a cricket bat!

How To Be Safe (Not)

How to be safe (not)

L.g use precise verbs

S.o.s haven’t used  get grab or put

-humor

Are you sick of not being hurt .Well that’s your fault!!! for being sensible, this is how to not be sensible you egg heads.

You need:

ripped up wings

A helmet

Ovarule s

Car shed

Fireproof underwear

Electric buzzers

Balaclava

Nails

Fireproof thermal

Step 1

Now don’t put your fireproof things on.

Step 2

Rip up your wings and glue nails on the seat sharp side facing upwards,so when you sit down it you'll stab yourself in the butt.

Step 3

Crack your helmet open and make sure you don’t chuck it on.

Step 4

Ram yourself into the car shed door.now chuck electric buzzers on the steering wheel so whenever you touch it you’ll get a shock.

Step 5

Before you fly call an ambulance before you die so you’ll have someone to take you away.

Step 6
Turn the machine on and if you have time say your last words.

Are you still alive good you believed me you scrambled egg head.

Dear mum and dad

Thank you for helping us on camp.I had heaps of fun walking around in the bush with you .I also liked the egg drop challenge ,making the shield was the best part. The girls egg survived but the boys one didn't cause we saw  mckenna  digging her  fingers in  to open it  when charlotte was down there . thanks for giving up work for camp.

From Riley